A Texan was stopped for speeding and the officer noticed a pistol lying on the seat.
The officer said, "Is that your 45?"
The Texan replied, "Yes, and I have a permit to carry it.
I also have a 38 under the seat, a 22 in my boot, and a 12 gauge in the trunk."
The officer asked in dismay, "What are you afraid of?"
Texan, "Not a damn thing."
The officer said, "Is that your 45?"
The Texan replied, "Yes, and I have a permit to carry it.
I also have a 38 under the seat, a 22 in my boot, and a 12 gauge in the trunk."
The officer asked in dismay, "What are you afraid of?"
Texan, "Not a damn thing."


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